(1) A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
一位列车员正要发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。
“快点，小姐!”他喊道：“请把门关上。”
“噢，我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。
“请把门关上好了，”列车员说：“其余的事由我负责。”
(2)周一早上....正在冲泡着浓郁的咖啡，一个有趣的对话发生了...
"Daddy?How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎么来到这世界的？」
"Well,my child,someday I"ll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。」
"So why not today?Please!"
「拜托！为什么今天不行？」
"OK,but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔细听着！」
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cybercafe.
「你妈和我在网吧相遇而认识，
In the restroom sof that cybercafe,dad connected to mom.
并在网吧的洗手间你妈和我使用了超级链接，
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad"s memorystick.
那时你妈从我的随身插硬盘下载一些数据，
When dad finished up loading wed is covered we used no firewall.
当我完成上传时，我们发现我们没有使用防火墙，
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或删除都已为时太晚，
nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就这样，九个月以后我们最终生出一个病毒。」
(3) .Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？
杰克：当然应该了。
汤姆：为什么？
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。
(4) An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'
'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'
一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。
她问店员：“这东西要多少钱？”
“七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。” 老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。”
店员忙说：“我没说十七美元，是七美元。”
“还是太贵，”老太太说：“五美元，我就买啦。”
(5)Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.
Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗？
史密斯先生：是的。
约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗？
(6)Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.
Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗？
史密斯先生：是的。
约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗？