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小明跟小华到动物园玩,进门时,小明指着小华对看门人说:“看清楚喔!等会儿出来,别说我偷了你们的猴子!”

Xiao

Ming

and

Xiao

Hua

to

go

to

the

zoo, When

they

walked

in

the

door,

Xiaoming

pointed

to

the

Xiaohua

and

said:

"

look

at it

clearly, Wait

a

minute, don't

say

me

stole

your

monkey!"

几人看日出,一人指着树梢说:我看见了。其他人也说看见了。这时树后有人提着裤子出来:看见就看见,嚷嚷什么?!

Few

people

watch

the

sunrise,

one

pointing

to

the

treetop

and

said:

I

see.

Other

people

also

say

saw

that

.

At

this

time

after

the

tree

a

person

carrying

trousers

out:

See

Saw,

yelling?!

公***汽车上老太太怕坐过站,逢站必问。汽车到一站她一个劲的用雨伞捅司机:“这是展览中心吗?”“不是,这是排骨!”

The

old

lady

was

sitting

on

the

bus

station,

every

station

will

ask.

when

The

car get

stop that

she using

an

umbrella

to

poke

the

driver:and

said"

it

is

the

exhibition

center?"

"No,

it

is

pork

ribs!"