My wife is missing
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
我妻子不见了
一个男人走近大超市一个非常漂亮的女士跟前问：“你知道，我的妻子在这个超市里迷路了，你能和我说几分钟话吗？”
“为什么”？
“因为我每次无论在何处与漂亮女人说话的时候她都会出现。”